Oh yeah, she fucking hates you. Can't say I blame her.
Look, you want dirt on Eiffel, you've come to the right place. Everyone seems to be so charmed by him, but he's an absolute mess. Where he's at now? Days before Warren and I come to find him in the void. Then there's the aliens, the brainwashing, the evil corporate dictator, a plant monster, death, explosions, Funzo - just - mmm, a fount of trauma.
[ he almost grimaces at it being called the Jon Google trick because wow, he does it better. ]
Not something I can use on Eiffel, I suspect. But I was going to ask-- it's true then that you and the others were based in deep space before arriving here?
What, you think I made that decision? Cutter had shit on him and knew he could control him.
In the scheme of things where you're Cutter - the big evil, immortal head of everything, and Warren is Jon, the dummy caught in the trap...I'm Tim, man.
I know a couple of people. I think the definition of competency changes the more you slide into good, though.
Anyway, it has been a ball chatting with you, but you're really starting to be friendly with me, and - [A chuckle.] - that makes me real suspicious.
We're not friends. In fact, I'd love to see what happens if I surround your cabin door with timed flashbangs for the rest of your time here. So, you've got about thirty seconds before I go find Jon and figure out what the hell you want with me.
Cool. No. That reeks of "Daniel Jacobi's handiwork" and I've already gotten in trouble for punching him. I'm supposed to be hands off with that particular idiot.
[But, since DIY mayhem doesn't seem like Elias' style, Jacobi adds:]
If you're really looking to be a menace in Eiffel's direction, you can hit up Norton. He made some post a while ago about getting things to inmates. Maybe you can sweet talk him into giving you something fun. I don't know what his inventory looks like, but I'm sure you can make a deal.
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Date: 2022-04-25 11:40 am (UTC)Look, you want dirt on Eiffel, you've come to the right place. Everyone seems to be so charmed by him, but he's an absolute mess. Where he's at now? Days before Warren and I come to find him in the void. Then there's the aliens, the brainwashing, the evil corporate dictator, a plant monster, death, explosions, Funzo - just - mmm, a fount of trauma.
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Date: 2022-04-25 11:43 am (UTC)[ Elias stops, because he suddenly knows what Funzo is and that's. Well. Even for a man who has done and seen all that he has, that's a lot. ]
I. See.
[ no, gonna need a few seconds more. ]
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Date: 2022-04-25 11:46 am (UTC)Nice.
Enjoy that.
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Date: 2022-04-25 11:52 am (UTC)Not something I can use on Eiffel, I suspect. But I was going to ask-- it's true then that you and the others were based in deep space before arriving here?
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Date: 2022-04-25 12:12 pm (UTC)Yup. Well, my team was sent to clean up their mess. But all in zero-grav.
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Date: 2022-04-25 12:14 pm (UTC)Unless you were studying the effects of incessant pop culture references on the void of space.
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Date: 2022-04-25 12:28 pm (UTC)In the scheme of things where you're Cutter - the big evil, immortal head of everything, and Warren is Jon, the dummy caught in the trap...I'm Tim, man.
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Date: 2022-04-25 12:32 pm (UTC)Elias refrains from saying that he'd have made Tim and Eiffel the same-- that's probably not helpful just now. ]
And what exactly did your 'me' spring upon you all? I expect it would be hard to have an apocalypse up in space.
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Date: 2022-04-25 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-25 12:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-25 12:44 pm (UTC)Oh, here's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Eiffel was first contact. These idiot aliens talked in pop culture references because they learned English from him, and then Eiffel named one....
Wait for it...
Bob.
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Date: 2022-04-26 09:32 pm (UTC)Ah. Of-- course it was. How this overgrown man-child was made a warden, I'll never understand.
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Date: 2022-04-26 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-26 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-04-26 09:52 pm (UTC)Anyway, it has been a ball chatting with you, but you're really starting to be friendly with me, and - [A chuckle.] - that makes me real suspicious.
We're not friends. In fact, I'd love to see what happens if I surround your cabin door with timed flashbangs for the rest of your time here. So, you've got about thirty seconds before I go find Jon and figure out what the hell you want with me.
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Date: 2022-04-26 09:57 pm (UTC)I'm quite happy to tell you what I want from you. I'd like like to surround Douglas Eiffel's door with flashbangs.
Not for the rest of his time here, no. But just once. Just to see him on the back foot for once.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:05 pm (UTC)[But, since DIY mayhem doesn't seem like Elias' style, Jacobi adds:]
If you're really looking to be a menace in Eiffel's direction, you can hit up Norton. He made some post a while ago about getting things to inmates. Maybe you can sweet talk him into giving you something fun. I don't know what his inventory looks like, but I'm sure you can make a deal.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:22 pm (UTC)I'll have to reach out to him, then. I wouldn't want to get you in trouble over Eiffel of all people.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:41 pm (UTC)Anyway, have a really shitty day, Elias. I truly mean that.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:50 pm (UTC)Do give my regards to Timothy when you see him.