I know a couple of people. I think the definition of competency changes the more you slide into good, though.
Anyway, it has been a ball chatting with you, but you're really starting to be friendly with me, and - [A chuckle.] - that makes me real suspicious.
We're not friends. In fact, I'd love to see what happens if I surround your cabin door with timed flashbangs for the rest of your time here. So, you've got about thirty seconds before I go find Jon and figure out what the hell you want with me.
Cool. No. That reeks of "Daniel Jacobi's handiwork" and I've already gotten in trouble for punching him. I'm supposed to be hands off with that particular idiot.
[But, since DIY mayhem doesn't seem like Elias' style, Jacobi adds:]
If you're really looking to be a menace in Eiffel's direction, you can hit up Norton. He made some post a while ago about getting things to inmates. Maybe you can sweet talk him into giving you something fun. I don't know what his inventory looks like, but I'm sure you can make a deal.
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Date: 2022-04-26 09:52 pm (UTC)Anyway, it has been a ball chatting with you, but you're really starting to be friendly with me, and - [A chuckle.] - that makes me real suspicious.
We're not friends. In fact, I'd love to see what happens if I surround your cabin door with timed flashbangs for the rest of your time here. So, you've got about thirty seconds before I go find Jon and figure out what the hell you want with me.
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Date: 2022-04-26 09:57 pm (UTC)I'm quite happy to tell you what I want from you. I'd like like to surround Douglas Eiffel's door with flashbangs.
Not for the rest of his time here, no. But just once. Just to see him on the back foot for once.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:05 pm (UTC)[But, since DIY mayhem doesn't seem like Elias' style, Jacobi adds:]
If you're really looking to be a menace in Eiffel's direction, you can hit up Norton. He made some post a while ago about getting things to inmates. Maybe you can sweet talk him into giving you something fun. I don't know what his inventory looks like, but I'm sure you can make a deal.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:22 pm (UTC)I'll have to reach out to him, then. I wouldn't want to get you in trouble over Eiffel of all people.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:41 pm (UTC)Anyway, have a really shitty day, Elias. I truly mean that.
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Date: 2022-04-26 10:50 pm (UTC)Do give my regards to Timothy when you see him.