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[statementfuckingends]

You know I've been accused of murder by police twice now? And Misty is way more obnoxious. At least the Met only care as far as the next pay check.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Well, but maybe you shouldn't act so shady.

Is she still hounding you now?

[statementfuckingends]

Amazing how being the last known contact for a missing person comes back to bite you.

[He scoffs quietly.] Only about the murder thing. Which I told her in no uncertain terms, if she starts that shit up again I'm throwing her in Zero and telling her warden not to let her out.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Yeah, bud. I know.

And I would support you in that. I think - uh...everyone would.

[statementfuckingends]

Yeah, which was where the idea to rile her up came from in the first place. Not one of my better ones, in that specific circumstance, but telling her off for trying to make the whole thing into a sideshow spectacle felt a lot more justified.

[mrballisticsdummy]

No, that was a shitty idea, but I can see the path it took.

But she's going to find anything to make a big deal out of.

[statementfuckingends]

I'd still rather it not be about how she found my tongue in a jar in her underwear drawer.

[mrballisticsdummy]

She needs to find something else in her underwear drawer. Something that isn't body parts. That's just not a good look.

[statementfuckingends]

As long as she doesn't crow about it like a fucking cockatiel, I literally don't care what's in there.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Now, Tim. Some people are really proud of the things they find in their underwear drawer.

[statementfuckingends]

Is this supposed to be a hint to ask you what's in yours?

[mrballisticsdummy]

Hey!

I have some secrets.

[statementfuckingends]

From me? Of course you do, love.

[mrballisticsdummy]

I mean, if you really want to know.