[He laughs so hard that he gives himself the hiccups.]
I meant that you could help walk me through how to force feed a statement down his throat. But I beat him up when he cheats at Mario Kart, so you're right about that.
And the Listeners are the least of my goddamn trauma.
[And Jacobi laughing sets off Tim's stupid cackle and he does snort.]
Well, there's your primer then. Statement of, your name here, regarding Spooky Bullshit. And if you do it with enough intent you'll hear a tape recorder when one manifests out of the bloody ether. It's the most useless superpower ever.
Hah. [Though that one's a bit more bitter.] Yeah, they'll do that too. Sometimes it just pops off when you start discussing actual trauma around him, if Jon doesn't hold it in it turns real.
[That just gets a moment of silence while he takes a drink.]
Yeah, you mentioned before. I'm not gonna fault you there, his whole Knowing bullshit is legitimately useful sometimes. He's gotten better at it since we died, mind you, what with being a fully realise arse.
Hey! Sometimes that shit is useful and sometimes it's really, really not. He knew my birthday, Tim. And, I will say again, he uses it to cheat at Mario Kart.
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Date: 2021-10-30 01:33 pm (UTC)[And he puts on a terrible American accent that's totally meant to be Jacobi.]
Statement of Daniel Jacobi, regarding... I dunno, The Listeners being cunts.
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Date: 2021-10-30 01:39 pm (UTC)I meant that you could help walk me through how to force feed a statement down his throat. But I beat him up when he cheats at Mario Kart, so you're right about that.
And the Listeners are the least of my goddamn trauma.
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Date: 2021-10-30 01:47 pm (UTC)Well, there's your primer then. Statement of, your name here, regarding Spooky Bullshit. And if you do it with enough intent you'll hear a tape recorder when one manifests out of the bloody ether. It's the most useless superpower ever.
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Date: 2021-10-30 01:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-30 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-30 02:00 pm (UTC)[He clears his throat.] I uh - had to know if I was the real me or not.
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Date: 2021-10-30 02:03 pm (UTC)Yeah, you mentioned before. I'm not gonna fault you there, his whole Knowing bullshit is legitimately useful sometimes. He's gotten better at it since we died, mind you, what with being a fully realise arse.
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Date: 2021-10-30 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-30 02:15 pm (UTC)He's not a bloody crystal ball, Jake, I'm pretty sure he can't predict video games with randomised elements.
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Date: 2021-10-30 02:16 pm (UTC)