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Daniel Jacobi ([personal profile] mrballisticsdummy) wrote2028-06-16 02:53 pm

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statementfuckingends: (...let me get back to you)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
[...it is Jacobi. And it was like two months ago now.

The problem is, it is Jacobi.
]

I may have been goading her into trying something on me because I knew if I did she'd get a solid quarter of the Barge on her case for hurting me.

Which Jon noticed, because she was just about at the point of trying to stab me when he took over, so she did stab him. He's fine, obviously, don't go starting a fuss about it.
statementfuckingends: (You're giving me a headache)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah he knew this would happen. Sorry Jon.]

Because even graduated you're still you, and you know an awful lot of ways to make someone miserable that wouldn't get you demoted.

Seriously, Jacobi, leave it. It's a non-issue right now.
statementfuckingends: (Look the thing is)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.

[He only believes it a little. But Jacobi's a big boy who he knows can be responsible and he has to have faith in that.]

Look, the only real reason we didn't tell you earlier is because everything Misty does is a huge fucking extravaganza.

[Case in point: his own fucking murder.]

If we made a big deal out of it she'd lap that shit up, and you - no offence - are nothing but big deals, unless we cut you off at the pass.
statementfuckingends: (Check this shit out)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant!

[But it comes out as a terse snap, which- is definitely not what he's aiming for.

So, he takes a deep breath. Forces himself to calm down before he speaks again, more gently.
]

I shouldn't be insulting you over this. I'm sorry.

Look, Misty's entire deal, it. Reminds me of a lot of stuff I thought was behind me. The stalking, interrogations, all that... the accusations I've already done before, twice.

[There's a quiet sigh from him.] I don't want you getting sucked into her bullshit too.
statementfuckingends: (Suppose so)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not that the fight's gone out of Tim,but he's very aware he's in the wrong on this one.]

No, you're right, it's not fair that I gave you shit for never opening up just to lock you out later on.

If something does happen again, I'll let you know. Properly. And we can have a good bitch about how stupid it almost definitely is.
statementfuckingends: (Testing my patience here)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I've been accused of murder by police twice now? And Misty is way more obnoxious. At least the Met only care as far as the next pay check.
statementfuckingends: (how big exactly)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazing how being the last known contact for a missing person comes back to bite you.

[He scoffs quietly.] Only about the murder thing. Which I told her in no uncertain terms, if she starts that shit up again I'm throwing her in Zero and telling her warden not to let her out.
statementfuckingends: (Wow)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, which was where the idea to rile her up came from in the first place. Not one of my better ones, in that specific circumstance, but telling her off for trying to make the whole thing into a sideshow spectacle felt a lot more justified.
statementfuckingends: (Hold on a fucking second)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd still rather it not be about how she found my tongue in a jar in her underwear drawer.
statementfuckingends: (Really?)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as she doesn't crow about it like a fucking cockatiel, I literally don't care what's in there.
statementfuckingends: (That's bullshit?)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-26 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this supposed to be a hint to ask you what's in yours?
statementfuckingends: (aww diddums)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2022-09-27 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
From me? Of course you do, love.