mrballisticsdummy

I was pissed at you twelve hours ago.

Not many people beating down my door to talk to me.

Go to sleep, Jon. You'll keep the boyfriend awake.

He's taking the dog for a walk. Or did you think we were to bed at nine o'clock?

I imagine more boring things for your life. So that fits in nicely to the story I've constructed about you.

Do go on. I'm sure this will be ridiculous.

I have suddenly found myself with a lot more thinking time. So yes. It is ridiculous. Strap in.

You wake up early. Do something exceptionally British like drink tea while staring longing at a picture of the Queen. Then it's off to the library to sit around and help people find whatever stupid shit comes into their brains. And then you come home, watch a terrible documentary about fish or the types of sand in the Sahara, and then it's off to bed at around eight after a long day.

Other than the Queen, who I'm not discussing if we're going to have a civil discussion of any sort that isn't me ranting for an hour and a half about the absolute bullshit waste of taxes that is the 'royal family', and the choice of documentaries and the bed time... it's not entirely off.

Oh shit, really?

Please get a life.

I'm just fine with my lack of one, thank you. Boring is a luxury when you're mostly trying to avoid your fifth kidnapping a

GODDAMMIT

??

Would you, or would you not, consider it being 'kidnapped' to have been beaten until unconsciousness (for whatever reason) and stashed in a cupboard to be interrogated later?

Edited 2021-08-17 23:29 (UTC)