IC Inbox

[mrballisticsdummy]

Audio | Video | Text | Spam

Comments

[statementfuckingends]

Convince me you won't stab me with it first.

[mrballisticsdummy]

There are more cons to stabbing you than pros.

I've made a chart.

[statementfuckingends]

[Tim is rapidly becoming less surprised by how much Jacobi overthinks, apparently, everything.]

Come off it, for real?

Do I get to see it?

[mrballisticsdummy]

[It comes with boredom. Jacobi will do anything to keep from spiraling into boredom.]

Cons:
You would hassle me
I would have to make this up to you
Jon might get mad
I would lose my knife for real
It serves no purpose
I wouldn't get anything else out of you for a long time

Pro:
You annoy the fuck out of me sometimes
It would be a little funny

[statementfuckingends]

Bonus cons, Martin would definitely get mad. Though I don't think the pair of you have formally met yet. And I would definitely not be above making stab jokes about it in polite company.

Appreciate that it's only "sometimes" I'm an absolute wanker.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Haven't met him. Probably should. One day.

And you would probably annoy another person more than me. We're too alike for me to be genuinely annoyed with you. It's like being annoyed with a less cool version of myself!

[statementfuckingends]

Clearly that means we ought to find someone to gang up on and drive them insane instead.

Also: excuse you, l e s s cool?

[mrballisticsdummy]

That sounds like a challenge.

And yes.

Are you denying it?

I'm ex military. I've been to space. I blow things up.

You sort things.

[statementfuckingends]

Flirt my way into confidential documents, work multiple angles on often dubiously ethical and highly illegal investigation fronts, research and interrogate subjects for follow-up statements. I'm practically a secret agent.

You're EX-military, doesn't sound that impressive. You worked in a falling-apart station in the highly metaphorical sticks and bLoW ThInGs Up.

[mrballisticsdummy]

You're practically a secret agent?

I AM a secret agent. Black ops baby.

And my station was amazing. The Urania was a beauty. The Hephaestus was trash.

Also it's cute how you think you're James Bond.