"You think I look any better? Just because I make the scars work doesn't mean I can rock bruise couture." Even if it's not really a black eye, it's just the side of his head.

But that's a fair enough request to him. "Far as I'm aware, you'll want to add Jon and Taylor to your list. He's fine, bloody spooky X-man, but Taylor got sniped in the head, and she already hates you."