"Ew. I'll swap you the story of hearing the sound of my own screaming because a star decided to spit out a body double of me with all my memories. Or maybe when I was brainwashed into being a super duper compliant zombie?"

He rolls his eyes. What does it matter?

"Everything goes to shit, Tim. I thought that maybe something would change, but it didn't. So here I am. Stuck in here. And I don't even get a goddamn shower for a week."