Jacobi will get to enjoy a rather sheepish kind of blush, one seldom seen on Jon. Or rather never seen on Jon. It had been, um... well?

"He was... well, he had had a rather unique sort of-" er, no, not quite, how could he put this? Hmm. There's the obvious.

"He was essentially a Statement. A-as a person. S-someone who had, um, had been a story, before being supernaturally transformed into-" his hands wobble a little.

Then, lamely-

"His name was Mike."