It is, in fact, a Gamecube and controller, a little scratched up but seemingly sound. Also taped to the side is a copy of Paper Mario.

"I think it still works," he admits, "and it was the best I could do, given the circumstances."

He's not great at gift giving or celebrating people in general (note the lack of cake or candle or anything because he hates that himself) but this had seemed simple enough.

"If you hate it, you can throw it away. No offense taken."