(Because it's her NAME. Winnie is a nickname. For Winifred.)
"Well," he says, "firstly, happy birthday," and he'll pull out a somewhat inexpertly wrapped present that has a few lumpy bits on one side. It's not just him being terrible, though, as the lumpy bits actually have something under them, it seems.
"And believe it or not, I wanted to see you. It's been a bit."
no subject
Date: 2021-11-14 03:42 pm (UTC)"Well," he says, "firstly, happy birthday," and he'll pull out a somewhat inexpertly wrapped present that has a few lumpy bits on one side. It's not just him being terrible, though, as the lumpy bits actually have something under them, it seems.
"And believe it or not, I wanted to see you. It's been a bit."