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[mrballisticsdummy]

See? That was your problem, not mine.

Are you asking for a playdate, Rawne?

[major_rawne]

[Now that you mention it.]

Please?

[mrballisticsdummy]

Yeah, I figured. Let me get it all set up first. Get my system in place.

[major_rawne]

Of course. Systems are important.

[If you don't want to maim yourself, anyway.]

[mrballisticsdummy]

And my room might be proofed, but I'm not.

[major_rawne]

Blowing up would be an awful way to die.

[mrballisticsdummy]

I mean...yeah. But I usually make it quick.

[major_rawne]

Good for you.

[He means it. He's pretty sure Jacobi's skill level is similar to his.]

[statementfuckingends]

Is Hilbert fair game to bother, then, or do you two want him all to yourself?

[mrballisticsdummy]

I've already killed him, so go for it! Have fun. Don't let him stick you with anything. Don't - take anything from him.

[statementfuckingends]

Yeah, don't worry, I paid attention when I was listening to the tapes. The man'll slip his concoctions into anything given half a chance.

I'll take care of myself. [But that one comes with a light teasing edge.]

[mrballisticsdummy]

Good, because I can't take care of you forever!

[statementfuckingends]

Don't worry - as soon as we hand you off to Kepler at the altar you're legally his problem again, not mine. Taking care of me returns to being fully optional!

[mrballisticsdummy]

Aww, are you going to walk me down the aisle?

[statementfuckingends]

What, you don't think it doesn't sound a bit poetic? After all the shit you've given me I finally get to hand you back off to the person who'll reward you for it.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Well, my dad sure as fuck isn't going to do it, so sure, Tim. You can be my daddy for my wedding.

[He. Cannot. Stop. Giggling.]

[statementfuckingends]

[No, you know what, fuck you Jacobi he's gonna win this one.]

That's sir to you, you little turd.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Oh now I get to call you sir? You threw such a tantrum when I did it at the beginning!

[statementfuckingends]

I like to think we've both grown as people since then. My hot young thing's all grown up and ready to bomb the world without daddy needing to reward him for behaving.

[This is now a game of Chicken.]

[mrballisticsdummy]

Nope, nope, nope, you win. I can't. I made a mistake.

[statementfuckingends]

Hah!

[It's all he can do to keep from bursting into laughter, but the grin in his voice is extremely wide.]

Don't know why I didn't try that years ago, honestly.

[mrballisticsdummy]

Shut up.

Come by for drinks and a movie tonight?

from #ORTL031

[questionsonly]

[from here]

His voice is low and teasing as his hand slips beneath Jacobi's waistband and those long, nimble fingers find their way to the slit in the cloth. It's not that difficult to find what he's looking for, given the way things have been going.

"Would I dare do something like that?" And he's going to start nibbling at the juncture of jaw and neck, work his way down to the shoulder. "You think I could... resist you? That long?"

Re: from #ORTL031

[mrballisticsdummy]

Warren will find exactly what he's looking for, and Jacobi rakes his fingers through his hair when he does.

"You've resisted me for longer than that," he reminds him. "How did you even handle sleeping in motels with me?"

Re: from #ORTL031

[questionsonly]

A little bit of clothing shifted and he can get his fingers wrapped properly around to start a good, steady stroke. Meanwhile, his focus is on murmuring into Jacobi's ear, letting his breath and his lips brush teasingly against the shell.

"Oh, it was a... unique challenge." He can't resist a kiss or two along his neck as his other hand begins to work on Jacobi's trousers, specifically pushing them away. "Or didn't you wonder? Why I was always so keen... to sing in the shower?"

A single huff and a smile brushing against his skin.

"If I was in there longer than two minutes? It was because I needed, need.ed, to get through the idea of watching the water glide through your hair, your eyes shining bright, your mouth full... and not with complaints."